drake: ay suf!!! where you been
sufjan: Aubrey My Dearest Lover I Wiled Away The Evening Gambolling Through The River Glen At Twilight And Communing With The Holy Spirits Of The Forest Elves While Enlightening Myself With The Ways Of Their Majjykks And Spiritually Cleansing Though The Experience Was I Am Overjoyed To Have At Last Returned To Our Nest
drake: aw babe that’s adorable… communing with forest elves and shit… you’re so creative i love that about you
sufjan: I Likewise Admire Your Substantive Artistic Innovation, Dearest Aubrey
drake: i have to say i know a lot of my friends were worried we wouldn’t work out… we’re pretty different… i’m canadian, you’re american, i’m rap, you’re folk, i live in a downtown condo, you live in a twenty-foot-wide, three-level birds’ nest given to you as a gift by a great blue heron you nursed back to health after she broke her wing flying across the interstate
sufjan: I Will Forever Be Grateful To That Beautiful And Frail Bird For Her Forgiveness, Grace, And Taste In Interior Decor… The Heron Is Wise
drake: anyway, since tonight’s our anniversary, i thought i’d make a special dinner, starting with a salad-
sufjan: You Can’t Do That The Carrots Are My Friends!
drake: okay, no salad then, uh - i was gonna follow that up with smoked salmon-
sufjan: Salmon Belong In The Water Not In Our Unholy Human Stomachs!
drake: sorry! no salmon. well, there goes my menu plan. what do you want for dinner, sufjan? we’ll get anything you want.
sufjan: Fleeting Memories Of Joy Sauteed In The Golden Tears Of Pacific Northwestern Woodland Faeries Please
drake: …okay! okay, i’ll call my catering team and see what we can do
sufjan: I Love You Very Much Aubrey You Are A Kind Man
drake: i love you too sufjan
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